A cowboy and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning.
“Congratulations!” says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, “Would you
like the bridal then?”
“Naw, thanks” says the cowboy, “I’ll just hold her by the ears till she gets the hang of it.”
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