Country Dee-Vorce
Farmer files for divorce

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces.”

The attorney asked, “Well, do you have any grounds?”
The farmer replied, “Yeah. I got about 140 acres.”

The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand. Do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”

The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yeah, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”

The attorney said, “No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to Church on Sundays.”

The exasperated attorney said, “Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No, sir, we both get up about 4:30.”

The lawyer said, “Is your wife a nagger?”
The farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a deevorce.”


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25-Aug-2019