Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus
Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
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