Walking In A Doggie Wonderland

Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”


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I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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20-Jun-2019