Great Writer
There was
once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a 'great' writer.
When asked to define 'great', he said,
“I want to write stuff that the whole world
will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will
make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.