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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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20-Oct-2019