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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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18-Feb-2019