Last Call For Heaven
Father Murphy
walked into Fitzgerald's Pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to
heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Leave this
pub right now!"
He then approached a second man. "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then leave this den of
Satan!" said the priest.
Father Murphy then walked up to O'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to
heaven?"
O'Toole replied: "No, I don't Father."
The priest looked him right in the eye and said, "You mean to tell me that when you
die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die. Yes, Father. I thought you were getting a group
together to go right now."