Making Money
Three boys
are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says,
“My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.”
The second boy says,
“That's
nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song,
they give him $100.”
Little Johnny says,
“I got you
both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a
sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”