A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him; flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean...” she whispers, “I would do... ANYTHING!” He returns her gaze. “Anything?” “Yes... ANYTHING!” His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you... study?” see also   College   &  School  Sections Apocryphal Metaphors from Student Essays Children's Science Exam Answers Daffynitions Hangman Math Inspiring School Exams Nitrate

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