The Perfect Husband

Perfect at any price!


Several men are sitting around the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

“Hello?”
“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

“Yes.”
“Great! I’m at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”

“What’s the price?”
“Only $1,500.00.”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.”

“Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...”
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only $60,000...”
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

“Great! But before we hang up, something else...”
“What?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $3.5 million - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...”
“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $3.3 million. OK?”
“OK, sweetie...Thanks! I’ll see you later!!! I love you!!!”
“Bye... I do too...”

The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present,
“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”



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25-Sep-2017