Q: Where was the toothbrush invented?
A: Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Q: Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Q: What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Mississippi?
A: Documentaries.
A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they’re still brother and sister.
Q: Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?
A: Because they heard 17 and under aren’t admitted.
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, “Got any ID?”
The driver says, “’Bout what?”
Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
“Where do you live?” asked the operator.
Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”
The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”
After a long pause, Bubba said, “How ’bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?”
Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack.
When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th’ bag?”
“Jes’ some chickens.”
“If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?”
“Shoot, if ya guesses right, I’ll give you both of ’em!” “OK.”
“Ummmmm... five?”
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