What Is?
Atom Bomb: An
invention to end all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
biggest piece.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of
the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See - I am
not injured yet."
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in NO, Instead of the first letter
in word OPPORTUNITY .
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Software Engineer: One who gets paid for reading this type of email.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water
power.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.