WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps
it's not Walter who’s lacking intelligence...
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS...
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who
had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters,
officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line,
shouting, “Please come out and give yourself up.”
WHAT WAS PLAN B?
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him
to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper
proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the
cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk
and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and
grabbed him.
DID I SAY THAT?
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t
control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to
repeat the words: “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted,
“That’s not what I said!”
ARE WE COMMUNICATING?
A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor
asked. “No!” the man shouted, “This is her husband!”
NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a
Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to
simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
THE GRAND FINALE
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of
Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No
matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t get their brand new 22 ft boat going.
It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was
applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby
marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough
topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran
fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and
pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He
came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still
strapped securely in place, was the trailer…
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