Perfect Birthday Excuse

Best way to forget her birthday


Blanche asked her friend, Alice, “You didn’t get mad at your husband for forgetting your birthday?”

Alice replied, “Not after I found out he had the perfect excuse.”

“What did he say?”

He said, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never get any older?”


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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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22-Jan-2018