Blanche asked her friend, Alice, “You didn’t get mad at your husband for forgetting your birthday?”
Alice replied, “Not after I found out he had the perfect excuse.”
“What did he say?”
He said, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never get any older?”
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