How A Dishwasher Really Works

Behind-the-scenes dog efficiently licks dirty dishes - for a fraction of the normal price!


Dog inside a dishwasher

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


see also   Dog  Section
A Dog’s Worst Nightmare
All Dogs Go To Heaven
An Evening Prayer
Baby “Sitter”
Baby’s Dog Rug
Cats Don’t Know Sit
Collara Dog
Dear Abbey
Designer Dog
Dish Dryer
Dog Download
Dog Laundry - Hung Out To Dry
Donald Trump’s Dog
Don’t Touch My Bone!
Find The Dogs
Find The Imposter
Hair Strengthener
Lipstick Dog
Made His Bed
Redneck Dishwasher

 

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19-Nov-2017