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Dubai-ous Hotel of the Future
The Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai, United Arab Emirates, near Saudi Arabia


It’s $75 U.S. just to get in the gate to look at this place!
It took 18 months to build, and had the top 5 architects in Europe to design it.
Estimated cost: $80 million U.S.
Hotel opened this June 2003 for tourists




































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