Golfer’s Best Friend
Little Johnny knows the best golf score...
Gene: “Johnny, do you know what 3 plus 2 equals?”
Johnny: “3.”
Gene: “And what is 4 plus 3?”
Johnny: “5.”
Gene: “And what is 5 plus 3?”
Johnny: “6.
Gene: “So, Johnny, how would you like to caddy for me next Saturday?”