Hell Does Freeze Over!

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Hell Sign Freezes Over

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Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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