Hell Does Freeze Over!

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Hell Sign Freezes Over

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Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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24-Sep-2017