Hell Does Freeze Over!

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Hell Sign Freezes Over

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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15-Dec-2017