I got inspired by an article in a magazine: “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started.”
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished… and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey’s Irish Cream, Kahlua and the Wild Turkey,
the New Year’s bottle of Tequila, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin’ good I feel...
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