Long Distance Tax Audit
Tax auditor: “I’m conducting an audit of
your restaurant for last year.”
Restaurant owner: “But why are you picking
on me? I work like a dog, day in and day out, trying to eke out a living and
support my family. I pride myself on my honesty.”
Tax auditor: “Well, can you explain why you
deducted six trips to Hawaii?”
Restaurant owner: “Sure – we deliver.”