Long Sermon - Give Him The Money Now!
The Sunday sermon had gone on for a long time. A little girl, who really had
been trying to behave herself, knew that after the sermon, there was still the
offertory to go, and probably a final hymn. She began to grow more and more
restless.
Then she had an idea!
Leaning over toward her mother, she whispered quietly into her ear,
“Mommy,
do you think that maybe if we just went ahead and gave him the money now, he'd
let us go?”