Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Looking outside your Winnipeg backyard to see a moose



Moose bends down to cat

QuotaBills
You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


see also   Cat  &  Moose  Sections
Albino Moose
Anon-y-moose
Backyard Canadian Pool
Call Of The Wild
Canadian Kiss
Canadian Moose Dog
Canadian North Cookbook
Canadian Polo
Canadian Squirrel
Don’t Annoy A Moose!
Driver’s License Please
Logging Moose - Alaskan Clydesdale - Only in Alaska
Lucky Moose
Moose Cheese
Moose Hunt
Moose Loader
Moose Nuggets for Diabetes
Moose Parking
Moose Police
Moose Steak
Moosedemeanor

Mooselims
Moostake
Nature Calls
Newfie Moose Hunters
Only in Canada: MacMoose
Plenty of Room for God’s Creatures
Watch For Moose On Road
Winter in Wyoming
Wired Moose

 

Cheetah Surprise

Just Like Grandpa

Vegetarian Wall Mounts

The Wurst Spiral I've Seen

Homesite Creek Falls Hike, Half Moon Bay

What Animals Dream Of

Downer Parking

Diaper Autograph

H1N1 Flu Mask

Chapman Creek Hike, Sechelt

Snow Music

Sudoku Sampler

Young Mechanic

Selma Park Hike, Sechelt

Clean Windows Are Highly Over-rated

The Great Depression

Stop, You're Under A Rest!

Dog Digest

Crowston Connector Hike, Sechelt

Drive Thru Restaurants
Submissions by Rick RiemerFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

25-Mar-2017