A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed,
“Doc, you've got
to help me. I can't go on like this.”
“What's the problem?” the doctor inquired.
“I'm 40
years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I
just seem to scare them away.”
“This isn’t a serious problem - you just need to work on your self-esteem. Each
morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that
you are a good, fun and attractive person. But say it with real conviction.
Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you.” The man seemed content
with this advice and walked out of the office with high expectations.
Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
“Did my advice not work?” asked the doctor.
“It
worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments
in my life with the most fabulous looking women.”
“So,
what's your problem?”
“I don't have a problem,” the man
replied. “My wife
does.”