You Might Live in Saskatchewan If…
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of
ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by… you might live
in Saskatchewan.
If you're proud that your province makes the national news 96 nights each year
because Prince Albert is the coldest spot in the nation… you might live in
Saskatchewan.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy"… you might
live in Saskatchewan.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March… you might live
in Saskatchewan.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there… you
might live in Saskatchewan.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead…
you might live in Saskatchewan.
If you have apologized to a telemarketer… you might live in Saskatchewan.
If you have not actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk… you might
live in Saskatchewan.
You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time… you might live in
Saskatchewan.
If you have either a pet or a child named "Kirby"… you might live in
Saskatchewan.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches… you might live in
Saskatchewan.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong
number… you might live in Saskatchewan.
If you know how to say Montmartre, Lac Laronge, Qu'Appelle and Roche Percee… you
might live in Saskatchewan.
If you grew up thinking rice was only for dessert… you might live in
Saskatchewan.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy… you might live in Saskatchewan.
If you can't enjoy your patio during the summer for fear that the mosquitoes
will carry you away… you might live in Saskatchewan.