How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work

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Are you a workaholic or the secretary?

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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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