Modest Feline Sunbathers

Cat fun in the sun



Modest Cat Sunbathers

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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