Are Ya Sure I’m Drunk, Officer?
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the
curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,
“I've got to take you
in - you're obviously drunk.”
The inebriated guy asked,
“Officer, are ya
absolutely sure I'm drunk?”
“Yeah, buddy, I'm sure,” said the cop.
“Let's
go.”
Breathing a sigh of relief, the whino said,
“Thank
goodness, I thought I was a cripple.”