“Take Your Kid To Work” Day

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad





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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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21-May-2019