“Take Your Kid To Work” Day

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad





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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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22-Oct-2019