“Take Your Kid To Work” Day

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad





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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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21-Aug-2019