Bad Timing for a Cymbal Wakeup Call

Time to get up!



Penguin plaing cymbals on top of a polar bear

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. - Mark Twain

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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15-Dec-2017