Anna was reading an Aussie newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s an ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the local Australian Rules football team games.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Anna said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?” “Absolutely not,” he said. “How sweet,” Anna said. “Tell me why not.” “Season’s more than half over,” he said. see also   Nationality   &  Sports  Sections Aussie Car Alarm Aussie Definition of “Lucky” Aussie Gentleman Aussie Owls Aussie Husband Wanted - Call Helen Aussie Whine: Best Served With Humble Pie Australia 101 For Tourists Australian Bush Poetry Australian Cyclist Australian Ghost Story Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending

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