Computing For Girls - A Windows Special

New computer window for girls - just released from Micro-soft





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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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21-Feb-2019