Technology For Country Folk

Bubba’s computer survival guide



Technology for Country Folk

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To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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16-Sep-2019