Technology For Country Folk

Bubba’s computer survival guide



Technology for Country Folk

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Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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16-Jul-2019