Technology For Country Folk

Bubba’s computer survival guide



Technology for Country Folk

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Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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22-Apr-2019