I got sent a package the other day, but when it arrived it was all damp. I complained at the post office, and they said it must have had... postage dew. see also   Puntastic  Section No Time For Stamps Come Quietly Please Let 'Er Rip Redneck In Training Sock Sandals Men To The Left Animal Rings Jews: The Revenge Former Baby The Eye Of A Needle Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler Snowy Barn Owl His First Hot Rod Arch Support Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing

Voted #1 Humor Site 25-May-2013 G'Oldies Redneck Lawn Mower Deli ... Lost Uncle Blue Bird of Happiness Which Way Bike Computer Bug Removal Unger Games BP's Last Chance To Plu ... Never-Die Railroad Cond ... Cat A Head Of It’s Ti ... Business School Graduat ... Break A Leg Motorized Wheelbarrow Valentine Half & Half P ... Hunters Know Their Prio ... Redneck Birthday Presen ...