Dating After 60
Dorothy and Edna, two senior widows, are talking.
Dorothy:
“That nice Jack Carlson asked me out for a date. I know you went out
with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my
answer.”
Edna:
“Well,
I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M., dressed like
such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then
he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car, a limousine,
uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner. A marvelous dinner
- lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show.
Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from
pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an
ANIMAL. Completely crazy. He tears off my expensive new dress and has his way
with me two times!”
Dorothy:
“Goodness
gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?”
Edna:
“No, no,
no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.”