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Seniors Eggsellent Special
Taking more than just the Senior’s Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Seniors’ Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

“Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.”

“Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her.

“You mean I’d have to pay for NOT taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.

“Okay, then, I’ll take the special.”

“How do you want your eggs?” asked the waitress.

“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home!


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