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Wisdom From Grandpa
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for

A foolish husband says to his wife, “Honey, you stick to the washin’, ironin’, cookin’, and scrubbin.’ No wife of mine is gonna work.”

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age, and start bragging about it.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, and is in good health, and he’s already used to taking orders.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when the interest is kept up.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin’ his salt, that he forgets his sugar.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.


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23-Oct-2017