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Pool Ball Diet
Doctor’s Prescription

Jethro wasn’t feeling well so he went to his Doctor. The Doctor asked him what he ate.

“Well, Doctor,” said Jethro, “for breakfast I have two pool balls – one yellow, one purple. For lunch I have two more pool balls – a blue and a white. And for dinner I have two reds and two blacks.”

“I’m not surprised you’re not well,” said the Doctor. “You’re not having enough greens.”


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