WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)
 is proud to announce the opening of its Evening Classes For Men!

[Note: Due to the Complexity and Difficulty Level of Their Content,
Each Course Will Accept a Maximum of 8 Participants Each...]

Day 1

Topic 1 - How to Fill up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Topic 2 - Toilet Paper Rolls: Do They Grow on the Holders? Round Table Discussion.

Topic 3 - Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Topic 4 - After-dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.

Topic 5 - Empty Milk Cartons: Do they belong in the fridge or the bin? Group discussion and role play

Topic 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.

Topic 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside down While Screaming. Open Forum.

Day 2

Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tape.

Topic 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to Live With Adults: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Class and Role Playing.

Topic 12 - How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion: Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Topic 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Topic 14 - Getting Over It: Learning how to live with being wrong all the time. Individual counselors available.

*** Upon Completion of the Course Diplomas Will Be Issued to the Survivors.