How To Weigh Yourself Correctly

How to do it properly?   Weigh down on the job!

I can’t believe I was doing it wrong all these years!



How To Correctly Weigh Yourself - turn the scale upside down

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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22-Aug-2017