How To Weigh Yourself Correctly

How to do it properly?   Weigh down on the job!

I can’t believe I was doing it wrong all these years!



How To Correctly Weigh Yourself - turn the scale upside down

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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