Cowboy’s Secret to Living a Long Life
Amazing what a little gunpowder can do for longevity

A tough old Albertan Cowboy told his grandson if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously, and lived to the age of 93.

When he died he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren... and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.


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22-Jun-2017