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“Coffin: $100. Vampire extra.”
“The Addams family is moving again.”
“They hope their customers will be 'coffin' up the dough.”
“Come on Marge - who's going to believe it's a padded playpen?”
“Recently defeated Democratic hopeful Bob Zumecki finally cleans the skeletons out of his closet...”
“Old shoes, $1.
Green plastic storage bin, $0.75.
Assorted garbage, $0.05.
Finally getting your deadbeat brother to move out... priceless.”
“I'm tellin ya, Sweetie, its time for your mother to leave already!”
“Granny's last wish was to be present at her own garage sale...”
“I'll be back in a minute!”
“Pay your respects to Uncle Joe and buy some of the great items he no longer needs!!!”
“How much for the sunscreen?”
“Dead give-a-way ad for a church rummage sale!”
“Well, we had a beautiful funeral planned for Uncle Clem.
Just imagine our shock when he sat up and asked for his dentures.”
“Yep, it's Irma all righty. I've got more than 20 thousand in her by now,
but I'll let 'er go for two hunnerd bucks.”
“Barely used coffin : was $200 NOW only $150 (we will throw in the
slightly used suit for free). Please disregard the dirty appearance,
we did vacuum after exhumation to the best of our ability.”
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