Garage Sale for the Soon-To-Be-Departed
People are dying to get to this garage sale!
World's 1st 'Down Under' Garage Sale...
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“Coffin:
$100. Vampire extra.”
“The
Addams family is moving again.”
“They
hope their customers will be 'coffin' up the dough.”
“Come
on Marge - who's going to believe it's a padded playpen?”
Jacqui Graham
“Recently
defeated Democratic hopeful Bob Zumecki finally cleans the skeletons out of his
closet...”
“Old
shoes, $1.
Green plastic storage bin, $0.75.
Assorted garbage, $0.05.
Finally getting your deadbeat brother to move out... priceless.”
“I'm
tellin ya, Sweetie, its time for your mother to leave already!”
Kirk Lowry
“Granny's
last wish was to be present at her own garage sale...”
Idske Mulder
“I'll
be back in a minute!”
Jeroen Boomsluiter
“Pay
your respects to Uncle Joe and buy some of the great items he no longer needs!!!”
George Clary
“How
much for the sunscreen?”
Brian Smedley
“Dead
give-a-way ad for a church rummage sale!”
Orest Protch
“Well,
we had a beautiful funeral planned for Uncle Clem.
Just imagine our shock when he sat up and asked for his dentures.”
L.B. Scott
“Yep,
it's Irma all righty. I've got more than 20 thousand in her by now,
but I'll let 'er go for two hunnerd bucks.”
Craig Baker
“Barely
used coffin : was $200 NOW only $150 (we will throw in the
slightly used suit for free). Please disregard the dirty appearance,
we did vacuum after exhumation to the best of our ability.”
Lois Foster
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