Leonardo da Vinci’s Unfinished Portrait

If Leonardo da Vinci had painted Michael Jackson


Leonardo da Vinci Mona Jackson portrait

Mona Jackson - Leonardo's Glove-Lost Painting
Would you call it “Mona Jackson”, “Mona Michael” -
or would you want your “Mona” Back?


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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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