Leonardo da Vinci’s Unfinished Portrait

If Leonardo da Vinci had painted Michael Jackson


Leonardo da Vinci Mona Jackson portrait

Mona Jackson - Leonardo's Glove-Lost Painting
Would you call it “Mona Jackson”, “Mona Michael” -
or would you want your “Mona” Back?


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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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