TP Protector

“Honey, can you hand me the roll of toilet paper?”

Sure fire method of keeping your TP from being swiped



Heard you were constipated.
But not any more, right?
Big spider on top of toilet paper roll

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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26-May-2019