Ukrainian Sausage
Are you qualified to buy Ukrainian sausage?
A man goes into a store
and tells the clerk, “I'd
like some Ukrainian sausage.”
The clerk looks at him and says, “Are
you Ukrainian?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well,
yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would
you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you
ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I
was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would
you?”
The clerk says, “Well,
no.”
“And
if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”
The clerk says, “Well,
I probably wouldn't.”
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
“Well,
all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Ukrainian just because I ask for
Ukrainian sausage?”
The clerk replies, “Because
you're at Home Depot.”