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Redneck Wireless Security System
How to install a wireless security system in Atlanta

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used work boots - a really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it - a really big dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says: “Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don’t disturb the pit bulls. They’ve just been wormed and they are a little edgy.”


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