1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used work boots - a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it - a really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says: “Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don’t disturb the pit bulls. They’ve just been wormed and they are a little edgy.”
see also
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 Stealth Flying Saucer |
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 Redneck Mousetrap |
 Diet Swing |
 Stairway Dog |
 Dead Sea Fish |
 Swimming in the Dead Sea |
 Bike Hanger |
 It's A Boy! |
 Tombs Of The Prophets |
 BoreRing Person |
 Birth Control Kit |
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