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Worst Job In The Army

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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22-Jun-2018