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Worst Job In The Army

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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