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“Yeah, that's it... three quarters, two dimes and a nickel...”
“And you are going to bill me for this quote for the plumbing assessment?”
“Yes, THAT's them... a plaid pair of pants, and a maroon shirt...
I can't understand why my wife would throw them DOWN THERE...
while I was catching some rays on the beach...”
“Well, I found your clog... now all I have to CRAP!!! MY KEYS!!!”
“Hey... do you remember that scene from 'Star Wars' when they're in the
trash compactor with that tentacle creature? Funny thing...”
“So the Cowboys lost (again)!!! Its not the end of the world!”
“Hey... I think I found Romo's career down here!!!
Right next to Britney Spears' dignity!”
“Next time Mom and you will bring your money to the bank like everybody else!”
“It's too dark, I can't see crap down here!”
“Yousa' sir, are in deep do do!”
“I know my teeth are in there somewhere...”
“I can see the U.S. border from here!”
“Please don't let go...”
“I told you were a potty mouth but I didn't mean it literally!”
“Take that ring off again and you'll get it!”
“I wasn't going to worry about losing a dime, but for 17 cents...”
“After searching the place top to bottom, Clyde and Earl later laughed about how the
box of matches was sitting on the shelf right in front of them the whole time.”
“OK, I won't tell your wife about your affair.”
“Just call a plumber!!!”
“Can You Reach That Candy Bar Yet?”
“Bill wondered why he had stepped in to stop Eddie doing his dung beetle
impression - it was too late now, the smell was killing the dinner party.”
“Old fashioned swirlee!”
“Hey it's my turn and I can't wait!”
“This is how 'swirly's' were done centuries ago.”
“Remember, you can't bite your fingernails ever again!”
“This will stop your fingernail biting.”
“C’mon son, get your head out of the toilet.”
“Check out the new odour eater!”
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