Redneck Anniversary Gift
Bubba’s thoughtful gift with lots of diamonds

Bubba was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Jethro outside the jewelers. Jethro noticed that Bubba had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

“So what’ve you just purchased, Bubba?” Jethro asks.

“Well, now that you’ve been askin’,” replies Bubba, “it’s me and Betty Lou’s anniversary tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for our special day she said, ’Oh, I don’t know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it.’ ”

“So what’d you get her?” Jethro asks.

Bubba replied, smiling, “I bought her a deck of cards.”



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Redneck  &  Shopping  Sections

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23-Apr-2018