Bubba was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Jethro outside the jewelers.
Jethro noticed that Bubba had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.
“So what’ve you just purchased, Bubba?” Jethro asks.
“Well, now that you’ve been askin’,” replies Bubba, “it’s me and
Betty Lou’s anniversary tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for
our special day she said, ’Oh, I don’t know, dear, just give me something with a lot of
diamonds in it.’ ”
“So what’d you get her?” Jethro asks.
Bubba replied, smiling, “I bought her a deck of cards.”
Redneck & Shopping Sections
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Everything Men Know About Women
Names of the Colours
Airplane In Suds
Bicycle Built For Two
Love Thy Neighbour
High-Wire Act Violin
If You Work Hard
Redneck Tank Top
Bacon Beer Mug
Daddy, Can I Ride It?
Daily Trivia I
Post-it Succession Planning
Vacuum Cleaning Skills
Stay Off The Grass