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iPottie
iFlush do you?
If you gotta go, do it remotely!
Apple’s first iPad and iTouch launch
Switch on to the new Port-A-Potty II - withdrawals available on request
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 Captions from our readers... “Computer Geeks find new way to let you down...” Karen Moore “Downloading...” Roger Sandri “The brother of the I-pod, the I-Poo!” David Bailey “Facing the music on your daily pursuits...” Idske Mulder “It also includes a 'purge feature' after those wild parties, soft seat in which you place your forehead, and large display, easy to reach 'Fast Forward' button by your left cheek (FACE cheek)... and speed right through the misery. Although the 'Rewind - feature' is often neglected.” “It's today's latest... in Plug 'n Play devices...” Ric Mossip “WARNING! DO NOT UPLOAD!!!” Greg Kerr “Press Button To Sync With Sewer Department.” Rich Hayes “I hope it doesn't 'download' in the middle of an 'upload'... if the batteries go dead?” “...never had much faith in these kinda things. Like they say '...Garbage In - Garbage Out!'” “Today there's been 'nothing but crap' on the darned thing!” “Sure, I'm all for it... JUST AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T RECORD AND UPLOAD THE NOISES 'iMAKE'...” “Yes, but if I forget, will it put the lid back down for me...?” “I bought one just last month actually... But, ...found out the hard way, water damage isn't covered under their warranty...” “...if you build a better iCRAPPER, the world will beat a path to your 'iPOTTIE'!” “Dang ! Sure hope the Government doesn't get involved in this one... we already get enough 'iCRAP' from them...” “What...?! They didn't include an iPHONE ?! Then does it come with an iFAN?” Barry K, The Big Kahuna “The joke here is the paper retracts into the wall when you “log off”, due to a malicious program.” Mark Prairie “iFlush” Brad Tutton “Maybe if they put these toilets in schools then us kids might be more motivated to come.” Ricky Crespo “Rule Number 2: Lacking printer paper, user becomes cursor.” Irvin Kauffman “iTolite” Kelly Buckel “What's your IP address? Translation: Where's your loo?” Mrs Brown Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
     
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