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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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