Little Johnny is learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, “Look Mama! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!” Deep breath... “What did you call it?” “It's a frickin’ Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!” ...  and so it does: A F R I C A N  Elephant Ain’t phonics wonderful? see also   Language,   Little Johnny  &  School  Sections Downhill Safari Herd Mentality Looking For Something? This Is My Road Viagra Elephant Laughter Management Muffler Hanger Cadillac Bike Instant Karma Green Picnic Table Father Sayings for Father's Day Veet Hair Removal 'Must Have' Power Drill Long Ride Down Tennessee Family Tea Lights Lifting Heavy Objects

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