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Elephant Phonics
With a five year old, what you see is what you get


Little Johnny is learning to read.

He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, “Look Mama! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”

Deep breath... “What did you call it?”

“It's a frickin’ Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!”


...  and so it does:
A F R I C A N  Elephant


Ain’t phonics wonderful?



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